Classic youtube song, was surprised that no one tabbed it out yet.
Oh well, three chord song commence-
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She's too good for everyone - BreakOriginals
Tabbed by LostAuthority - Lyrics from metal-head.org
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B                              E                       B
Oh here she comes, it's 'miss too good for everyone', Hot since the seventh 
        F                    B
grade, mean as a snake in a knot
B                            E                        B
Not just some pretty girl, she's 'muy en fuego' she knows it, she ought to, 
       F                         B
she's told at least ten times a day
B                        E                      B
But let's look inside nothing but poison air Blackened heart barely beats 
 F                           B
blue blood throughout her facade
B                            E                    B
Thinks she owns the world, treats people badly, someone should take a stand, 
   F                            B           E       B             F
Someone should tell her she's awful But not me, not me, Cause I think that I 
                B
might have a chance...
B                            E
Now I'll do things for you, just like the other guys.
B                      F
Debase myself in the tragic hope that it will
B                     E
Make you desire me, through my obedience.
B                       F                           B
What have you made me become and why don't I feel shame?
B                          E                   B
Yes I'll watch your dog, really no trouble at all
                          F                   B
Yes, I'll help you move, into another man's house,
B                   E
Just remember I'm always there in a pinch,
B                       F                   B 
Shoulder to cry on or possibly kiss on the mouth.
B                          E                  B                 F
Let me buy you drinks, overpriced flavored martinis of various sizes, in so 
      B
many hues.
B                            E                         B          
Yeah, I'll hold your purse, I'll just wait here then while you talk to that guy
    F                          B
I guess I'll just look at my phone.
B                       E                                B
Oh you're back again, Still looking hot as all hell and now you've made a friend,
F                      B               
Hello my rival young suitor, Good luck to you.
E                        B                     F                     B
See she's the devil and Satan's got perfectly toned abs and rocks a C-Cup.
B                    E                                     B    
Listen men, someone has to destroy her before she grows stronger and 
    F                 B
decimates all of mankind.
B                      E                               B
Someone hold her and shove a sharp stake through her heart, watch her turn to ash
F                       B                        E
Then we can live life again, free from tyranny, hot girl oppression, we'll 
B
end this obsession
      F                           B
with all that is wrong with the world.
         E      B
But not me, not me
          F                            B
Though someone should tell her she's awful
        E       B
But not me, not me
                F                     B
Cause I still think I might have a chance.