Title: Keiths War Artist: Delusions of Adequacy Am Am guy named named keith's in a war G G doesn't know what he's fightin' for F F but he's aware that using nair E E7 on your armpits is a bad idea Am Am he's got a friend G G his name is ben F F but he ain't gentle E E7 he's kinda mental Am G keith and ben fightin' in the war F E keith and ben fightin' in the war Am G keith and ben fightin' in the war F E keith and ben fightin' in the war Am G they gots to find the key to the door F E but the key's in a dragon at the bottom of the ocean Dm Am Em E7 but that boy ben, got himself a notion Am G F E E7 "we go down to the hospital and get some oxygen tanks Am G F E and while we're there our vampire friends can raid the blood banks Am G F E then down to mark's work wearhouse to get us some toques Am G F E E7 now someone get me a bucket before i's fucking pukes" Am G keith and ben fightin' in the war F E keith and ben fightin' in the war Am G keith and ben fightin' in the war F E keith and ben fightin' in the war Am G they gots to find the key to the door F E but the key's in a dragon at the bottom of the ocean Dm Am Em E7 but how do they fight him, gots another notion Am G F E E7 ben says it's close to new year's eve we'll get more fireworks then you can believe Am G F E E7 an epic battle did ensue now of to pizza hut to eat a hearty stew Am G keith and ben won that war F E went to find out what's behind that door .... ...nothing //--------------------------------------------------------- Delusions of Adequacy http://www.myspace.com/delusionsofadequacyvictoria //---------------------------------------------------------