Haunted House:Gene Simmons.
Charted as a novelty song in 1958.

#1.
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I just moved in my new house today.
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Moving was hard but I got squared away..
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When bells starting rings and chains rattled loud,
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I knew I'd moved in a haunted house.

#2.
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Still I made up my mind to stay.
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Nothing was a-gonna drive me away.
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When I saw something that give me the creeps,
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Had one big eye and two big feet.

#3.
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I stood right there and I did the Freeze.
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It did The Stroll right up to me.
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Made a noise with its feet that sounded like a drum.
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Said, "You gonna be here when the morning comes?"

#4.
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"Say, yes, I'll be here when the morning comes.
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I'll be right here, I ain't gonna run.
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I bought this house, now I'm boss,
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Ain't no haint's gonna run me off."

#5.
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In my kitchen my stove was a blazing hot.
                            D
Coffee was a-boiling in the pot.
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Grease had melted in the pan.
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I had a hunk of meat in my hand.

#6.
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From out of space there sat a man,
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On the hot stove with the pots and pans.
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"Say that's hot!" I began to shout.
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He drank the hot coffee right from the spout.
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He ate the raw meat right from my hand.
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Drank the hot grease from the frying pan.
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And said to me "You better run, and don't be here
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When the morning comes."

#7.
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"Say, yes, I'll be here when the morning comes.
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I'll be right here, I ain't gonna run.
                             E
I bought this house, now I'm boss,
                              A
Ain't no haint's gonna run me off." (x2)


A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.