Bama Fan

By Grain Vault


Capo 3rd fret

Standard Tuning EBGDAE

A                        E
Everyone calls home the promised land
A                               E
But Sweet Home Alabama was by a Florida band
A                    E
A lot of nothin' north of Gulfport Shore
A                             E
Just rabid dogs and hogs, and churches by the score
A                    E
Mighty damn proud of this soil you call yer own
G                 D            A
A Walmart and a Hardees, a place's culture sewn

        First chorus:
                Em        G     D
                And yer a Bama fan
                Em           G          A
                Don't remember when ya blew
                Em      G    D
                yer a Bama fan
                Em        D             A
                The Bear's still alive to you

A                                  E
Yer pitbull's named The Bear, yer shotgun's named the Snake
A                                     E             
A life outside this hellhole you'll never quite make
A                                  E
Killed those Auburn trees and even I have to admit
A                               E            
Masterful endeavor; wish I had thought of it
A                         E
The whole world saw it as a dastardly plan
G                       D            A
But The Bear woulda loved it, and so would the Klan

        Second chorus:
                Em       G      D
                And yer a Bama fan
                Em                 G                    A
                Don?t remember when ya blew
                Em       G       D
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Em                  G                   A
                Infected with STDs
                Em       G       D
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Em                  D                   A
                Counting yer SECs
A                    E
Keep yellin' Roll Tide, like the Tomahawk Chop
A                    E
Grating on the nerves; please make it stop
A                    E
Stupid as a 'Nole, ugly as a 'Cane
A                    E
Haven't got a clue that yer really insane
A                    E
Got a houndstooth had and panties to match
G                       D            A
First glimpse of Bryant-Denny, gotta whip a batch

                Final chorus:
                Em        G     D
                And yer a Bama fan
                Em           G          A
                Don't remember when ya blew
                Em      G    D
                yer a Bama fan
                Em        D             A
                The Bear's still alive to you
                Em       G       D
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Em                  G                   A
                Infected with STDs
                Em       G       D
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Em                  D                   A
                Counting yer SECs