E Abm Bm4 (Bm on the 4th thingey) A E Abm Bm4 A Angela, it's been a great five weeks E Abm Bm4 A But there is something I should say E Abm Bm4 A No, I'm not breaking up with you E Abm Bm4 A Everything's perfectly okay E Abm Bm4 A I know you've been wondering what is up E Abm Bm4 A And why I haven't taken you home E Abm Bm4 A Before you walk inside my door E Abm Bm4 A There is something you should know A F#m I've just gotta tell you A E I'll give it a shot A F#m Now I'm gonna show you A E Exactly what I've got... CHORUS: Abm A I've got a house full of black santas, B E Black santas on the walls Abm A And everywhere you turn F#m B Those black santas deck the halls Abm A And later when we make out A E You should watch out because Bm4 B We'll be watched by twenty-four hundred eyes A E of twelve hundred black santas (same chords as the first verse and bridge) Black santas line the windowsills and mantel They hang from the stairway banister You can't escape from the one in the guest bathroom We've even got a pez dispenser I'm living in an official Santa landmark It's an embarrassing fact I'll be surprised if you come to visit And my love life stays intact Please don't be turned off now The fault here isn't mine My parents are so proud of Their year long Christmas shrine Chorus E A They see you when you're sleeping E A They know when you're awake Bm B They'll see us when we're hooking up Bm B And when I masturbate E So you'd better not pout A You'd better not cry E If you go running out A I'll understand why... (chords in order of EBGDAE) E: 001220 Abm: 4446644 Bm4: 4566444 A: 0111xx B: 244422 F#m: 222442 Bm: 234422