Too Old To Party 
© Michele Barton Thomas 2011 


3/4 time!


C 
At a bar at midnight 
C7 
My eyes are half closed 
F C 
My head is restin' on the wall 

There's a cowboy to my right 

He looks good tonight 
G 
He's dark, handsome and tall 

(Chorus) 
F 
But the musics too loud 
C 
And I don't like the crowd 
G 
I wanna go home and lie down in my Select Comfort Sleep Number bed 
G7 
Oh my aching head 
C C7 
I'm falling asleep and I'm starting to snore 
F G C 
I'm too old to party anymore 

My man broke my heart 
Couple weeks ago 
I spend my time sitting at home 
I'm a little bit sad 
But it ain't that bad 
So I decided I'll just be alone 

(Chorus) 
But then my friend brought me here 
She keeps buyin' me beer 
She wants me out on the town trying to find myself a new man 
That's her plan 
But this ain't the way I wanna even the score 
I'm too old to party anymore 

She wants me to drink 
She wants me to dance 
She wants me to flirt with the men 
This is her cure 
But I ain't so sure 
I don't think I'll ever do this again 

(Chorus) 
My jeans are too tight 
Lord, I'm a pitiful sight 
I wanna go home and put on my comfy baggy ole sweats 
I'm such a mess 
I'm so tired, gonna fall to the floor 
I'm too old to party anymore 

You may say I'm a bore 
But I'm headed straight for the door 
I'm too old to party anymore 

I'm too old to party anymore