Here Comes the Mouldmaster! (Nicky Patterson 2008) V1: (chord sequence 1) G Grey skies and spittin rain G Saturday morning’s come again G I’m waitin for Mr McIlwaine C D G To take us all up the school V2: (C.s.1) The pride of playin P7 first team The strips are washed, the boots are clean We’re flyin now like Mr Sheen How many can we score? V3: (C.s.2) C The ref’s the janny no surprise G And it isn’t long ‘fore someone skies D The ball o’er the fence and lies C D G He says it wasnae him! V4: (C.s.2) Seagulls are on at half-time Had kia-ora I’m feelin fine I’ll give my boots another shine And on for the second half! V5: (C.s.1) The blaze is crusty on my knees The dad’s are cursin referees Who the hell is John Cleese? He’s just given a free-kick! V6: (C.s.1) Back ten yards says Basil Fawlty All of a sudden my mouth goes salty We’re makin a wall but its too cold to And the boy is takin his time Chorus: C G Here comes the mouldmaster C G And it’s flyin right towards me C G Em Oh help me mammy D I’m gonna need some TLC V7: (C.s.1) I want to greet I want to cry It’s got me right inside the thigh The slap the sting that fuckin thing Should be banned by the HSE V1: (C.s.1) Grey skies and spitting rain Saturday morning’s come again I’m waitin for Mr McIlwaine To take me up the road! Chorus