Am  C                      Dm
    Do you know why you're lonely?
G                       G7      C
    It's because you're fat and gay
Am  C                      Dm
    girls don't choose the nice guys
                 G                   G7             C
    and you're a nice guy but you're fat and you're fucking gay
Am      C                       Dm
    and why don't girls see the inside
            G           G7                     C
    oh they do and they see, that you're still fat and gay

                                 Am           C            Dm
|:  there's no such thing as the friend zone, friend zone
             G                       G7                   C
    the only reason that you're lonely, is because you're fat and gay :|