intro              3x
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verse

pattern 1     B E D# C#  F#
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N.C.                          pattern 1
i broke into a mental hospital
N.C.                          pattern 1
with a bunch of drunken women
C#
and they dont know it yet
E
but they're fixin' to get

really really wet
B
i'm gonna hit 'em right between the lines
     E
that sweeet little line right between their thighs

chorus
F#                                B                  pattern 1
they're gonna get knocked up in a mental institution
F#                                    B               E
then they will realize they should've never turned to prostitution
          E                                  C#
i'm gonna fuck 'em hard right by those doors
          E                                    B
i'm gonna fuck 'em hard all those stupid whores

repeat intro 2x

verse 2

i checked myself into rehabilitation
just to leave these fucked up women
and i know they are not ladies
they are gonna have my babies
i'm gonna give'em that satisfaction
the satisfaction from our sexual actions

B      E
ohhh!! yeahhh!!!

repeat chorus 2x

outro

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B 000-000-7\-----|

Enjoy!!
stupid but fun