http://www.superxxman.com/ Super XX Man - Where Have All The Average People Gone | C | Am | G | C | C Am The people in the city call me country, G C Because of how I walk and talk and smile C Am Well I don't mind them laughing in the city, G C But the country folks all say I'm cityfied C Am The fightin' men the say that I am a coward, G C Because I never push no-one around C Am Gentle people call me trouble maker, G C 'Cause I'll always fight to stand my ground F C F It's funny I don't fit, G C Where've all the average people gone | C | Am | G | C | C Am Some pious people point and call me sinner, G C Because to them I've never seen the light C Am Other folks think of me as a preacher, G C I'm just doing what I think is right C Am The wealthy people think that I am a hobo, G C Lean and hungry writing mournful songs C Am And the poor poor people think that I am a rich man, G C But really I'm just trying to get along F C F It's funny I don't fit, G C Tell me where have all the average people gone | C | Am | G | C | C Am And the Government has given me a number, G C To simplify my birth and life and death C Am And still my woman thinks I'm awful important, G C Like the sun and the moon and the sea and sky and breath F C F Yes it's funny I don't fit, C G C Where've all the average people gone F C F Oh honey I don't fit, G C Tell me where've all the average people gone