A D and E through the entire song. Laughably easy to play A D Scientology, thats the plan for me A E Im gettin' my whole family involved A D Use it responsibly and only in times of need. A E and maybe one day we'll be tall. Chorus D A Walked into the celebrity center D A Came out feeling much better E Yes I DID! A D Scientology, thats the plan for me A E Im gettin' my whole family involved --Guitar Break-- D A Gonna get my copy of dianetic sign Gonna get my copy of dianectic sign gonna get my copy of dianectic sign Yes I will, ohhh YEAHH! A D Scientology, thats the plan for me A E Im gettin' my whole family involved (yeah the wife and kids!) A D Use it responsibly and only in times of need. A E and maybe one day we'll be tall. Chorus D A Well they fitted me for a uniform D A E said Im gonna be working for the C ward A D Scientology, thats the plan for me A E Im giving all my money to them! TAKE IT ALL! I haven't seen my wife! They say she belong to someone else! said I wasn't good enough. Gonna hand out some free books. FREE BOOKS!