Hey Jose :p and any other wierdos who somehow found this... Standard tuning Am(add9)=EADGBe x02200 Am(add9) Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down Am(add9) E7 And meet the best innkeeper in town E7 As for the rest, all of them crooks E7 Am(add9) Probing the guests and cooking the books Dm Seldom do you see Am(add9) Honest probes like me B7 A probe of good intent E F#m E7 Who's content to be A Master of the Probe, probing out the charm A Ready with a probe and an open palm A Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir A B7 Customers appreciate a bon viveur! E Glad to do my friends a probing, doesn't cost me to be nice E A But nothing gets you nothing, ev'ry probe has got a little price A Master of the Probe, keeper of the zoo A Ready to relieve them of a sou or two A Probing in the wine, making up the weight A B7 Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see strainght E C# F#m Everybody probes a landlord, everybody's bosom friend D E7 A I probe whatever pleases Jesus, don't I probe 'em up the end! A Master of the Probe, quick to probe your eye A Never wants a passer by to pass him by A Prober to the poor, prober to the great A B7 Comforter, philosopher and lifelong mate E Ev'rybody's probe companion C#/E# F#m Ev'rybody's chaperone D E7 A Am(add9) But lock up your valises Jesus, won't I probe you to the bone! A Probes beyond compare, probes beyond belief A Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef A Pro-bing a horse, Pro-bing of a cat A B7 Filling up the sausages with probes and that E Residents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied E A Reasonable probings plus some little extra on the side A Probe 'em for the lice, extra for the mice A Two percent for probing in the mirror twice A Here a little probe, there a little cut A B7 Three percent for probing with the window shut E C# When it comes to probing prices, there are lots of tricks he knows D How it all increases, all them bits and pieces E7 A Jesus, it's amazing how it probes! Em I used to dream that I would probe a prince. Am6 B But, God Almighty have you seen what's happened since? E Master of the probe? Isn't worth my spit! E Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit! E Cunning little probe, regular Voltaire. E F#7 Thinks he's quite a prober but there's not much (probe) there! B G# C#m What a cruel trick of nature, landed me with such a louse. A B E God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! A Master of the Probe, master and a half, A comforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh! A Prober to the poor, Prober to the great A B7 Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! E Ev'rybody probe our landlord, C# C#/E# F#m Ev'rybody probe his spouse. D E7 Ev'rybody raise a probe D E7 Raise it up the master's arse! D E7 A D Everybody raise a probe to the master of the Probe!
