Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7
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Tuning- Standard
Chords used:
D xx0232
G 320003
E 022100
C x32010
Am x02210
F xx3211
Em 022000
Intro
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Erik loved Candace with love so dear
G D
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He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near
Em C
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One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true
G D
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And this is the story that I now sing to you
Em C
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There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round
Am D
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Having lots of fun and making weird sounds
G Em
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Erik then took a chance
Am D
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He began to masturbate that night
G Em
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And it was that moment
Am D
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That Sammy Sperm took flight
G Em
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(Strum Chords)
E C G D
Sammy was flying right through the air
E C G D
With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair
E C G D
His mind was determined, he knew his goal
E C G D
He had to land inside Candace's hole
F G Em Am
Suddenly, Sammy landed inside
F G Em Am
He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide
F G Em Am
Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail
F G Em Am
Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell
F G Em Am
Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds
F G Em Am
Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod
F G Em Am
Candace was humiliated and extremely sad
But hey, come on, herpes isn't that bad!
F G Em Am E
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