The following is a heartfelt message to all my friends and family: A... A... D. A. I know you think of me as someone to rely on, A... E... A helping hand or just a shoulder to cry on, F#m... Though I'm glad you feel that way, Bm. A. There's something I should say: E... I'm afraid I won't be there for you Bm.. -stop This Saturday. 'Cause ... Em.. F#m Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you, Em.. F#m Leave me in peace if you wanna survive, Em.. F#m As far as you're concerned I'm incommunicado, C D E7 -stop A... Seven pm 'till seven forty-five. A... D. A. I'm all yours again come Sunday morning, A... E... Although my conversation may be rather boring, F#m... Bm. A. All week long I swear I'll be as helpful as can be, E... Bm.. -stop But Saturday night you'd better stay the heck away from me. 'Cause ... Em.. F#m Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you, Em.. F#m Sixteen years I've been waiting for this, Em.. F#m Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you, C D E7 -stop Don't even think about ringing just to take the - Em.. F#m Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you, Em.. F#m I'm not kidding, look me right in the face, Em.. F#m Call me during Doctor Who and I'll KILL you, C D E7-stop A... Saturday night I need some time and space.
