E5 - G5 - C5 (x2) Verse: E5 G5 C5 Sit around and watch tv E5 G5 C5 God, I hate what I see E5 G5 C5 Lock me up and throw away the key E5 G5 C5 Spend my time chugging tea Pre Chorus: D5 But I can't, I can't It's not fair, it's not fair C5 Think about it A5 While gettin' grey hair Chorus: G5 A5 C5 It's just another phase that I'll go through G5 A5 C5 This time I'm sure that I'll lose you G5 A5 C5 Place my bets on all the jacks and queens G5 A5 C5 Probability being that it seems D5 - D5 - A5 - D5 - D5 - D5 - A5 - D5 I'm blind D5 - D5 - A5 - D5 - D5 - D5 - A5 - D5 I'm blind E5 G5 C5 Throw my change at a machine E5 G5 C5 Buy a chocolate bar so I can dream E5 G5 C5 Another day going down the drain E5 G5 C5 Wash away and wash away the pain (Repeat Pre Chorus and Chorus) Outro: G5 A5 C5 I'm blind G5 A5 C5 I'm blind G5 A5 C5 I'm bliiiiiiiiiind G5 A5 C5 I'm blind G5 I'm blind