Group: Mojo The Helper Monkey Song: Old Man's Relationship Blues G D C D I've spent all my life wandering around for that certain someone G D C D Said a man to me who looked old and wise Think he was age 101 G D C D He said I've been round the block a time or two G D C D And I've learned women are just no good for you G D C D And there's no way to keep your glory G D C D cause in the end it's just the same old story G D boy meets girl C D girl meets boy G D girl tries to play him like he's her toy C D boy kicks girl out and finds another G D Girl takes a shot at boy C D and boy files restraining order G D C D oh no G D C D oh no G D C D He said let me tell you my story it's set long ago G D C D I was trippin' on this one girl but little did I know G D C D That she was gonna' play me for everything I had G D C D And now just the thought of her makes me so damn sad G D C D She slept around on me with the high school football team G D C D and as soon as I got her outta' my head I met this girl like a dream G D C D and then the bitch got jelouse and tried to make me see G D C D that if I didn't take her back she was gonna' kill me G D C D I just ignored her and how was I to see G D C D that ho would come to my door with a gun and take a shot at me G D C D And then there was just no way to keep my glory G D C D and in the end it's just the same old story G D C D Then the old man said with a tear in his eye G D C D and told my self I wouldn't do this I said I wouldn't cry G D C D But I still see that psycho every now and then G D C D Just last week I visited her at the California state pen G D C D She's doin' real good she said she made friends on the outside G D C D and that If I was a wise man I'd go run and hide G D C D cause she's got every ex convict in all of Cali G D C D lookin' for my shriveled old ass yeah they're out to kill me
