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GYou're (320003@1)a part time lover and a full time friend
CThe (x32010@1)monkey on you're back is the latest trend
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GI (320003@1)kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
CI (x32010@1)kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GHere (320003@1)is the church and here is the steeple
CWe (x32010@1)sure are cute for two ugly people
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GThe (320003@1)pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
CSo (x32010@1)why can't, you forgive me?
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GI (320003@1)will find my nitch in your car
CWith (x32010@1)my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GDu (320003@1)dudu du dudu  du dudu dudu
CDu (x32010@1)dudu du dudu  du dudu dudu
G (320003@1)                          CDu (x32010@1)dudu du dudu du dudu dudu du

GUp (320003@1)up down down left right left right B A start
CJust (x32010@1)because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GYou (320003@1)are always trying to keep it real
CI'm (x32010@1)in love with how you feel
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GWe (320003@1)both have shiny happy fits of rage
CYou (x32010@1)want more fans, I want more stage
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GDon (320003@1)Quixote was a steel driving man
CMy (x32010@1)name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GSquinched (320003@1)up your face and did a dance
CYou (x32010@1)shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
G (320003@1)                                        CI (x32010@1)don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    GBut (320003@1)you

GDu (320003@1)dudu du dudu  du dudu dudu
CDu (x32010@1)dudu du dudu  du dudu dudu
G (320003@1)                          CDu (x32010@1)dudu du dudu du dudu dudu du
    GBut (320003@1)you