I recommend playing capo on first fret. "->" means slide to. Intro, play first 4 chords twice. C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis Ab5 -> F#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 full Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee F#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 full Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T F#5 F#5 C#5 ->>> Ab5 full He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right F#5 Ab5 full and I pity the fool who disagrees. C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus Ab5 -> F#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 full But my attitude has had a total overhaul F#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 full Since mr t told me how to forgive them all F#5 F#5 C#5 ->>> Ab5 full He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway F#5 Ab5 full And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme *weird solo* C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true C#5 Bb5 F#5 Ab5 go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you Ab5 -> F#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 full You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees F#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 full And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese F#5 F#5 C#5 ->>> Ab5 full and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story, F#5 Ab5 full And I pity the fool who mess with T. Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
