Intro: Eb5 Bb5 C5 Ab5 Eb5 Baug Ab5 F5 Ab5 (If you listen to the song, Molly switches back to G# momentarily.) Eb5 Bb5 When I met you, I thought you were really smart C5 Ab5 And even more so when we started going out Eb5 Baug It was your intellect that really won my heart Ab5 F5 Ab5 There was just so much stuff you knew so much about Eb5 Bb5 I was hungry for knowledge, and I was single C5 Ab5 I didn't want to date and really hadn't planned to Eb5 Baug (Pause) But you were cool and you were smart and you were multilingual Ab5 F5 Ab5 And I felt like I could really understand you C5 Ab5 But then, it went downhill Eb5 Ab5 and we'll never get back to our better days C5 Ab5 I'm done, I've had my thrill Eb5 Bb5 Ab5 and I think we ought to go our separate ways F5 Eb5 Bb5 C5 But it isn't you, it's me Ab5 Eb5 Bb5 C5 Ab5 I guess we just weren't meant to be Eb5 Baug I thought we were inseparable, I thought you were my friend C5 F5 Ab5 F5 But looking back now, it all makes sense at the end Eb5 Bb5 You're sometimes vague, and you're often inconsistent C5 Ab5 You've no opinions, you never take a stance Eb5 Baug You're so dispassionate, you always sound so distant Ab5 F5 Ab5 And I tell you, you know zilch about romance Eb5 Bb5 And not once did you ever say you love me C5 Ab5 You sent no flowers, you NEVER called me "honey" Eb5 Baug And you always talked as if you were above me Ab5 F5 Ab5 And it felt like you were always needing money C5 Ab5 Sometimes you generalize, Eb5 Ab5 And on better days your tone is condescending C5 Ab5 And when we talk books or films Eb5 Ab5 You ALWAYS find a way spoil the ending F5 Eb5 Bb5 C5 But it isn't you, it's me Ab5 Eb5 Bb5 C5 Ab5 I need someone more scholarly Eb5 Baug I thought you had the answers, but your smarts are all pretend C5 F5 Ab5 F5 And my attraction only makes sense at the end Eb5 Bb5 C5 You just believe everything you're ever told Eb5 G5 B#5 C5 You never question, I'm pretty sure you don't fact check Eb5 F5 (Play this like A5 normal F5 ) When someone puts ideas into your head Ab5 F5 You never blink, you immediately buy it Eb5 C5 G5 F5 F5 I won't say that you have no integrity... but I might imply it Eb5 Bb5 C5 Ab5 Eb5 Baug Ab5 F5 Ab5 Eb5 Bb5 It turns out you're not the guy I thought I knew C5 Ab5 and I think we need to stop and take a breather Eb5 Baug I never know if what you're saying's really true Ab5 F5 Ab5 and frankly, sometimes, I don't think you know either Eb5 Bb5 You have no real facts, your knowledge is all hearsay C5 Ab5 And I'm tired of playing all your stupid games Eb5 Baug You don't keep pictures of me, and you don't know my birthday Ab5 F5 Ab5 I don't think that you even know my name C5 Ab5 You keep tabs on other girls Eb5 Ab5 But I notice there's no article for me C5 Ab5 You're known by all the world Eb5 Bb5 Ab5 So I guess I'm just a droplet in the sea F5 Eb5 Bb5 C5 But it isn't you, it's me Ab5 Eb5 Bb5 C5 Ab5 I owe you no apology Eb5 Baug I know not to judge my company just based upon its looks C5 Ab5 F5 I'm too grown-up for your articles, it's time that I read books
