C5 A5 She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine C5 A5 and there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind F5 D5 F5 D5 It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress C5 A5 it's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess C5 A5 The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor C5 A5 there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door F5 D5 F5 D5 he reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair C5 A5 there's talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you cut your hair?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you live up there?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?! C5 A5 Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde C5 A5 I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide F5 D5 F5 D5 the being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe C5 A5 it's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you be like me?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you stop and see?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?! (Instrumental and mumbling) C5 A5 C5 A5 F5 D5 F5 D5 C5 A5 A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you cut your hair?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you live up there?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you be like me?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you stop and see?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you cut your hair?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 Why don't you live up there?! A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 E5 G5 A5 Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!