Tom: G
Spoken:

The world today seems absolutely crackers,

With nuelear bombs to blow us all

There are tools and idiots sitting

on the trigger,

It's depressing and it's senseless

and that's why:
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
     D     
They only come up to your knees,
            G      Em
Yet they're always friendly, and
        Am       D
they're ready to please.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
        D
There's nine hundred million of

them in the world today,
      G               Em
You'd better learn to like them ,
Am            D
that's what I say.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
     D
They come from a long way overseas,
            G
But they're cute and they're
Em                  Am       D
cuddly, and they're ready to please.
G
I like Chinese food,
A
The waiters never are rude,
D
Think of the many things they've

done to impress,
        G       Em      Am          D
There's Maoism , Taoism , I Ching and Chess.
   G
So I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
  D
I like their tiny little trees,
      G          Em               Am      D
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
G
I like Chinese thought,
A
The wisdom that Confucious taught
   D
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
    G              Em
The Cinese will survive us all
Am          D
without any doubt.
    G
So, I like Chinese
A
I like Chinese
     D
They only come up to your knees,
             G                Em
Yet they are wise and they're witty
        Am       D
and are ready to please.
G
I like Chinese
A
I like Chinese
      D
Their food if guaranteed to please,
  G           Em       Am            D
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
  D
I like their tiny little trees,
      G          Em
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
      Am           D
their yin and yang-ese.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese ...