B = Boy (Ryan Guldemond) G = Girl (Molly Guldemond) INTRO: D5 D5 B5 : Hey D5 D5 G: Hey hey VERSE 1: D5 G: Tell me your weakness D5 B: Oh, I keep it a secret D5 G: Oh come on, just one vice D5 B: Ok, it's vodka on ice G5 But then there's women on bikes G5 Or just the women who straddle D5 G: Oh, now you are a handful D5 B: I forgot about handfuls! INTERLUDE: D5 - D5 - D5 - D5 - G5 - G5 - D5 - D5 VERSE 2: D5 G: Tell me your fears D5 B: Ok, it's everyone here D5 G: You mean just all of the people? D5 B: Yeah, and all of their peers G5 G5 And all of their pets and the chandeliers D5 D5 And their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years CHORUS: D5 D5 D5 I can hardly stand the sight of it all D5 G5 I can hardly stand the sound of it all G5 D5 I can hardly stand the taste of it all D5 D5 I can hardly stand the smell of it all VERSE 3: N.C. G: Talk about space D5 B: Well, it's a beautiful place N.C. G: But it's so damn cold D5 B: Sure, for the human race G5 G5 But for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars N.C. N.C. G: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife CHORUS: D5 D5 I can hardly stand the sight of it all D5 G5 I can hardly stand the sound of it all G5 D5 I can hardly stand the taste of it all D5 D5 I can hardly stand the smell of it all D5 D5 I can hardly stand the sight of it all D5 G5 I can hardly stand the sound of it all G5 D5 I can hardly stand the taste of it all D5 A5 I can hardly stand the smell of it all A5 I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand BRIDGE: D5 Everyone's f-d and they don't even know N.C. Everyone's f-d and they don't even know D5 Everyone's f-d D5 Everyone's f-d D5 D5 Everyone's f-d G5 Everyone's f-d and they don't even know G5 Everyone's f-d and they don't even know D5 D5 They don't even know, they don't even know CHORUS: D5 D5 D5 I can hardly stand the sight of it all D5 G5 I can hardly stand the sound of it all G5 D5 I can hardly stand the taste of it all D5 A5 I can hardly stand the smell of it all A5 I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand OUTRO: N.C. Everyone's f-d and they don't even know N.C. Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
