Tabbed by Josh Mulla

Capo 3


D5             E5
I wear women's underwear
           A5                        F5
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
D5                      E5
   I cross my legs just like a queer
       A5                      F5
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya

D5                E5
   What defines a straight man straight?
          A5                       F5
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
D5                      E5
   I'll tell you what a woman loves most
        A5                N.C.
It's a  man who can slap but can also stroke

D5                      E5                        A5
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        F5              E5
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
D5                      
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
E5                         A5
  no, no, no more getting' elated
        F5            E5      E5
No more listless invitations


D5          E5
I live by a hospital
          A5                            F5
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
D5           E5
I see people dying there
        A5                  F5
But  my tender age makes it hard to care

D5                E5
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
       A5                    F5
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
D5                 E5
   All I need is a heart attack
       A5             N.C.
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac


D5                      E5                        A5
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        F5              E5
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
D5                      
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
E5                         A5
  no, no, no more getting' elated
        F5            E5      E5  D5
No more listless invitations

        D5   D5 D5
For the love of fuck
        E5    E5  E5
For the sake of Pete
        A5    A5      A5
Did you ever really think
             F5   F5    F5
You'd love a guy like me?
         D5      D5     D5
I am the rooster in the morning
        E5    E5  E5   E5
I'm the cock of the day
        A5     A5      A5
I'm the boxer in the briefs
      F5      F5     F5
I'm a twelve ounce steak

A5    E5      C5      F5
Eh-oh   Eh-oh   Eh-oh  Yehbo
A5      F5      Bb5     F5
  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbooooo

Bb5          F5
Ya, it's verbatim
    Bb5           F5
And ya, and it's naked
    Bb5           F5
And ya, and it's shakin'
   E5      E5     E5
It shakes, shakes shakes


D5     E5        A5      F5
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh   Yea eah

repeat to finish.