C        G
She makes a lot of abstract art
                    C        G
She haggles for the cheapest price
                 C           G                    F         C
She never orders take out food before ten o'clock at night


                  C          G
She's really into snowmobiles
                  C            G
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
                       C         G                          F        C
She cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home


                         C       G
She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
                    C      G
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
                   C       G         F
She misplaced her virginity back in 1995


Prechorus: 
                       C
She's what's keeping me alive
                   Cm
She's the pizza of my eye
                    Dsus4           D7
Without her near me I would not survive


Chorus:

G       Bm                   Em
It gets cold when she's not around
  D                                        G
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
        Bm                  Em
It's so cold when she's not around
  D                             F               C
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine



She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones


She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair


Prechorus:

But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed


Chorus:

It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine



She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away


Like Prechorus:

Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother

End on G