C G
She makes a lot of abstract art
C G
She haggles for the cheapest price
C G F C
She never orders take out food before ten o'clock at night
C G
She's really into snowmobiles
C G
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
C G F C
She cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home
C G
She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
C G
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
C G F
She misplaced her virginity back in 1995
Prechorus:
C
She's what's keeping me alive
Cm
She's the pizza of my eye
D4 D7
Without her near me I would not survive
Chorus:
G Bm Em
It gets cold when she's not around
D G
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
Bm Em
It's so cold when she's not around
D F C
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
Prechorus:
But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed
Chorus:
It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine
She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away
Like Prechorus:
Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother
End on G
