C5 G5
She makes a lot of abstract art
C5 G5
She haggles for the cheapest price
C5 G5 F5 C5
She never orders take out food before ten o'clock at night
C5 G5
She's really into snowmobiles
C5 G5
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
C5 G5 F5 C5
She cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home
C5 G5
She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
C5 G5
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
C5 G5 F5
She misplaced her virginity back in 1995
Prechorus:
C5
She's what's keeping me alive
C5
She's the pizza of my eye
D5 D5
Without her near me I would not survive
Chorus:
G5 B5 E5
It gets cold when she's not around
D5 G5
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
B5 E5
It's so cold when she's not around
D5 F5 C5
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
Prechorus:
But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed
Chorus:
It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine
She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away
Like Prechorus:
Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother
End on G5
