this is my first contribution but I think its pretty close to the record               

         ALL THE YOUNG DUDES

           D                           Dmaj7
Well Billy rapped all night about his suicide
         Bm                                  Bm/A
How he'd kick it in the head when he was twenty-five
 F#m                           A                    Asus4 A
Speed jive don't want to stay alive when you're twenty-five
      D                                      Dmaj7
And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks
        Bm                                     Bm/A
And Freddy's got spots from ripping off the stars
 F#m                             A   us4 A
From his face, funky little boat race
Em                Em7                F#                     Bm
Television man is crazy  Saying were juvenile delinquent wrecks
       G      D              A                            Asus4
Oh man I need TV when I got T Rex, Oh brother you guessed I'm a dude dad

D      Dmaj7   Bm     Bm/A      Am     Am7/G    F      C         G C A D
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news
D    Dmaj7     Bm     Bm/A      Am     Am7/G    F      C         G C A D
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news


  D                            Dmaj7
Now Lucy looks sweet cause he dresses like a queen
            Bm                    Bm/A
But he can kick like a mule its a real mean team
F#m                        A         Asus4 A
But we can love,   oh yes, we can love
 D                           Dmaj7
And my brothers back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
   Bm                       Bm/A
We never got it off on that revolution stuff
 F#m               A
What a drag,  too many snags

   Em                                Em7                 F#               Bm                  
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine Got to race some cat to bed   
G                           D                    A              Asus4 A  
Oh is there concrete all around   Or is it in my head?. Yeah I'm a dude dad


D      Dmaj7   Bm     Bm/A      Am     Am7/G    F      C         G C A D
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news
D    Dmaj7     Bm     Bm/A      Am     Am7/G    F      C         G C A D
All the young dudes.  Carry the news   Boogaloo dudes  Carry the news