MR FLOPPY - STIR FRY BABY
(Firm and Fruity, 1990)

Intro
A C A C

Verse
A       C A               C
Locked up and then you die
A        C A             C
People eat and people cry
A                 C  A              C
When you're near me, I feel so grand
A                 C A                   A
You taste so funny, these chips are flat

Chorus
G
I love you
E
I love you
A              C   A
I really do, I have no spoon
G
I love you
E
Yes I do
A               C    A
Of course I do, barbecue


Bridge:
D
Stir fry baby
C
I love you still
B                            A   C A C
I want to eat you, I think I will
D
Braised or sauteed
C
Fried or grilled
B                               A C A C
Steamed or peppered, I don't care

Lyrics:

Locked up and then you die
People eat and people cry
When you're near me, I feel so grand
You taste so funny, these chips are flat

I love you
I love you
I really do, I have no spoon
I love you
Yes I do
Of course I do, barbecue

You were on the boil when the doctor came
He bashed the door down and eat your brain
Stir fry cried, "Oh no", he said
So I threw him in and boiled his head

I love you
I love you
I really do, I have no spoon
I love you
Yes I do
Of course I do, barbecue

Stir fry baby
I love you still
I want to eat you, I think I will

Braised or sauteed
Fried or grilled
Steamed or peppered, I don't care

You never loved me, you never will
I think it's time you got the grill
Stir fry baby, satisfy me
I'll wash you down with a cup of tea

I love you
I love you
I really do, I have no spoon
I love you
Yes I do
Of course I do, barbecue