A friend of mine showed me how to play this song, so I tabbed it out for reference. Not
sure if it is 100% accurate but it sounds right to me. My friend puts a capo on the
second fret but I think it sounds fine without one.

INTRO 
D

VERSE
D               
I still haven't found a girlfriend
G                  A
though I've tried a lot
D
So can you help me please
G                  A
it's tougher than I thought

G                  A
The odds are pretty good but
    D                G
the goods are pretty odd
											  A
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.

D
You see this all the time
     G                   A
nice girls in love with jerks
D
What could they be thinking
G              A
Tell me how it works

G                A				  
If I've got some problems well I
D           G
wouldn't be the first
									A
but the ones I have in mind are even worse

CHORUS
G A  D            G
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
D                  A
Who he could always call
D
Who'd always be there for him
G                   A
In spite of all his faults
D					 A
He was the worst guy ever
D           G
reviled and despised
                  D                      A
Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
             (short pause) G
Why can't I? 

VERSE
D
Life is full of contradictions
G       A
Hard to understand
D
And for every happy woman
G               A
There's a lonely man

G				A
Nixon had his puppy
	    D			   G
Charles Manson had his clan
								    A
But god forbid that I get a girlfriend

CHORUS
G A  D            G
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
D			 A
Who he could call his own
	D
to sweeten days of bitterness
G				A
and feeling all alone
D				  A
I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
D			   G
doesn't mean a thing since
			         D			  A	  
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
		G			   D
I don't see why they'd rather be with
A					G D
Hitler more than me