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"Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend"

I've never seen a tab for this song that sounded close to good.

CAPO 2

Intro: D

D                                  G                   A
I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot 
D                              G              A
so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought. 
G            D      A            Bm                G
The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd 
G                                            A
still at this point I'd take anything you've got. 
D                              G                  A
You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks 
D                           G              A
what could they be thinking tell me how it works. 
G       A        D               Bm              G
If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first 
        G                            A
but the ones I have in mind are even worse 


    G  A  Bm           G              D               A 
and ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call 
D                                G                A
who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults. 
   G                 A    D              Bm
He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised 
     A            E7*                      D
even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I? 
          G
Why can't I?


D                              G            A
life is full of contradictions hard to understand 
D                         G                A
and for every happy woman there's a lonely man. 
G     D       A             Bm             G
Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan 
    G                           A
but God forbid that I get a girlfriend. 

G  A  Bm           G              D                 A  
Ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own 
   D                              G            A
to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone. 
G          D      A             Bm             G
I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd 
G              E7               A         F#7       
rather be with Hitler more than me I don't see why 
       D          
they'd rather be with 
A                G
Hitler more than me.

End on D.