Tabbed by: Macheeoo Tuning: Standard (For these just strum once) G5 Where is my heart girl C5 G5 Where is my heart G5 Did you throw it in a blender D5 Or throw it beneath the car G5 Did you give it to a doctor C5 G5 To dissect apart G5 I'm not joking anymore, girl D G -- Where is...... my heart G5 C5 G5 G5 D5 G5 x2 (Now strum a lot!) G5 Oh, where is my heart, girl C5 G5 Where is my heart G5 Did you throw it in a blender D5 Or throw it beneath the car G5 Did you give it to a doctor C5 G5 To dissect apart G5 I'm not joking anymore, girl D5 G5 Where is my heart G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 Oh where are my ears, girl C5 G5 Where are my ears G5 Did you go ahead and shave them off D5 When you shaved off my beard G5 You know that without them C5 G5 My head looks kinda weird G5 I'm not joking anymore, girl D5 G5 Where are my ears G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 Oh where is my heart now C5 G5 Where is my heart G5 Did you throw it in a blender D5 Or throw it beneath the car G5 Did you give it to a doctor C5 G5 To dissect apart G5 I'm not joking anymore, girl D5 G5 Where is my heart G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 Where is my tongue, girl C5 G5 Where is my tongue G5 Did you go ahead and suck it out D5 When you sucked out my lungs G5 I know that without it C5 G5 My songs cannot be sung G5 I'm not joking anymore, girl D5 G5 Where is my tongue G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 Beers, browns, and banjos C5 G5 Is that all I'll leave G5 I looked up to the sky and I D5 Got down on my knees G5 Oh lord for Christmas won't you C5 G5 Find me a wife G5 I'll play her my banjo D5 G5 She'll give me...... a life! G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 Oh, where is my heart, girl C5 G5 Where is my heart G5 Did you throw it in a blender D5 Or throw it beneath the car G5 Give it to a doctor C5 G5 To dissect apart G5 I'm not joking anymore, girl D5 (start to slow) G5 -- Where is..... my heart!!!
