G        D             C
asexual, far from intellectual
G                D    C
fashion stealer, free-wheeler
G                D            C
bats her eyes to cover up her lies
        G             D   C
she's a sucker upper, starfucker
G             D   C      G   D C
sucker upper, starfucker
    G         D        C     G DC G DC
and i'm gonna blow her cover
   G          A      G                   C
my friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop
                     G                          A 
she thought you were cute, she thought you were hot
              G    A
but i thought not
G                  A
she's trash, she's pretty
      G              C
she's good enough to do
           G
but we got bored
         A          G    A
now everyone's over you
G        D             C
asexual, far from intellectual
G                D    C
fashion stealer, free-wheeler
G                D            C
bats her eyes to cover up her lies
        G             D   C
she's a sucker upper, starfucker
G             D   C      G   D C
sucker upper, starfucker
    G         D        C     G DC G DC
and i'm gonna blow her cover hey hey yay hey hey yay
G       A
fix it, strap it
G                   C
wrap it around your arm
                G
so you won't forget
            A
when you're gone
   G
so long! whoo!