This is my first time here... ^_____________^ Intro: A Yeah! A And if your heart stops beating Cm I'll be here wondering F#m D Did you get what you deserve? A The ending of your life and if you get to heaven Cm I'll be here waiting, babe F#m D Did you get what you deserve? Bm The end and if your life won't wait D E Then your heart can't take this Chorus: A Cm Have you heard the news that you're dead? F#m No one ever had much nice to say D I think they never liked you anyway A Cm Oh take me from the hospital bed F#m Wouldn't it be grand It ain't exactly what you planned D And wouldn't it be great E A If we were dead? A Ooh dead ---Same Pattern--- Tongue tied and oh so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end and if your life won't wait then your heart can't take this... (Repeat Chorus) Bm A And in my honest observation F#m During this operation D Found a complication in your heart Bm So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got) Cm Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the best that you can give? One! Two! one! two! three! four! A LA LA LA LA LA! Cm LA LA LA LA LA LA! F#m D LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Well come on, A LA LA LA LA LA! Cm LA LA LA LA LA LA! F#m D LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... Motherfucker! A Cm If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) F#m Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) E If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) E Then why are we laughing? A Cm If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) F#m Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) D-E If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) A Then why am I dead? A DEAD!
