Yeah! ( G - B - Em - C ) G And if your heart stops beating B I'll be here wondering Em C Did you get what you deserve? G The ending of your life And if you get to heaven B I'll be here waiting, babe Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The end, and if your life won't wait C D Then your heart can't take this G B Have you heard the news that you're dead? C No one ever had much nice to say D# I think they never liked you anyway G B Oh take me from the hospital bed C Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. D# And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? G Ohh dead. G Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish B You never fell in love Em C Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life G And if you get to heaven B I'll be here waiting, babe Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The end, and if your life won't wait C D Then your heart can't take this G B Have you heard the news that you're dead? C No one ever had much nice to say D# I think they never liked you anyway G B Oh take me from the hospital bed C Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. D# And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? Am D And in my honest observation Bm During this operation Em Found a complication in your heart C Em So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got) Bm Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? SOLO ( G - B - C - D# ) One, two, one two three four! ( G - B - C - D 2x) LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Well come on, LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Oh motherfucker, ( G - B - C - D 2x) If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why am I dead? G DEAD!
