Artist: Nerf Herder
Song: I've Got A Boner For Christmas
Album: My E.P.

Verse 1:
C (x32010@1)           CMend (x32010@1)up your stocking hole
C (x32010@1)                    C (x32010@1)Cause this lump ain't made of coal
D (xx0232@1)          C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)I've got a boner for Christmas
C (x32010@1)                     C (x32010@1)Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
C (x32010@1)                    C (x32010@1)You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing 
D (xx0232@1)         C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:
         C (x32010@1)         GSingin' (320003@1)joy to the world!
    C (x32010@1)            GTo (320003@1)each and every girl
    C (x32010@1)            DTo (xx0232@1)a-all of your girls
  CO-oooh (x32010@1) Go!

Bridge/Solo:   (Verse Chords)
   CE-023233-023233-0232378753------ (x32010@1)B-------------------------------
 D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)    GOooh, (320003@1)oooh, ooooh Yeah! 
   CE-023233-023233-0232378753------ (x32010@1)B-------------------------------
 D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)    GOooh, (320003@1)oooh, ooooh

Verse 2:
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:
         C (x32010@1)         GSinging (320003@1)joy to the world.
    C (x32010@1)            GTo (320003@1)each and every girl.
      C (x32010@1)          DTo (xx0232@1)a-all of your girls
     CO-oooh. (x32010@1)                 DI've (xx0232@1)got a boner
   CO-oooh (x32010@1)        GFor (320003@1)Christmas