Capo: first fret
Intro: C F G (this just continues throughout the entire song)
Enjoy!

C (x32010@1)                 F (133211@1)      GI'm (320003@1)an eagle, and I'm big pimpin' in America
               C (x32010@1)                F (133211@1)        GBig (320003@1)pimpin' in America, and we're lookin' so fine.
        C (x32010@1)        
Let our powers combine,
     F (133211@1)                               G (320003@1)        CCuz' (x32010@1)tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1929.
F (133211@1)             GNom (320003@1)nom nom nom babies
C (x32010@1)                     F (133211@1)                             GHow (320003@1)'bout this year for Halloween you ruin your child's self esteem?
    C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)                       GOh (320003@1)fame! I just wanna live for tomorrow!

Would somebody give me an "H" and a few ibuprofen please?

Thats what you get for pissing of the leprechaun that lives next door to you

You're under arrest for being my grandson.

Oh! I got a face lift at Office Depot!

Oh we're honest this is just how we roll

I'm puttin' out a decoration of boobie petunias

Sometimes God just needs to relax and have a place to sit down.

Oh! this is awesome but there's no way C3-PO can raise his arms that high!

You're so cute i wanna cry

Not such a smart car anymore is it smart guy?

Sometimes you gotta stop and give your own butt cheeks a hug.

Sometimes you gotta play ninja-basketball and kick him in the nuts.

Hey look, I'm that girl that used to hang out with Paris Hilton,.

Hey look at me I'm Sarah Palin in 45 years.

Do you? I do do you? I DO!!!

Is it cool if I park my transformer right here?

Oh i know this is wrong but its awesome.

Oh I'm teaching my son to grow up to be a dick

Oh nom nom nom nom babies

Oh, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom babies.

OH! nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom ROADS!

nom nom nom babies, sweet lobster babies.

From the makers of poop beer

Oh its sonic the douche hog

oh its Leroy Jenkins here to ruin your day

if you get stung by one of these bees you'll probably catch AIDS.

I don't mean to be rude but those pieces don't go together.

I don't mean to be rude but, you're squishin' my face!

Oh I hope you don't do those at the same time!

Oh my god that's awesome...

Nom nom nom babies :)