[Intro:] 
(that's how you count:      1.3.   123.4.)
              B | B | C#m | E F# | B-- F# |.

        B                    C#m
I sit down at my computer to see 
     E        F#       B   F#
what you have done so far today
           B               C#m
it's just nice to see reality
  E         F#       B
It's just a cool family
                    C#m     E   F#
Being good to each other

[Prechorus:]
       Abm                   E
I'm so tired of terrible people
         Abm                     E            F#
Being admired for being terrible people
                   B
but your beard is awesome
                  C#m7
and your kids are awesome
                  Eb7                        E          F#
and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!

[Chorus:]
       B            E            B            E
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh,
B             E            B            E
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!

You've become an adjective of you own
that means something between extra large and awesome
"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"
I'm so tired of terrible people
Being admired for being terrible people
you a regular guy
but you try
to be something we all can be

[Chorus]
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!


[Outro]
B | Em | B | Em | B | Em | B |