(Intro)
Fm Eb Db7 Cm7sus (2x)

(Verse)
       Fm 
When I met him on a sidewalk
He was preaching to a mailbox
Bbm
Down on 16th Avenue
       Db  
And he told me he was Jesus
          Eb 
Sent from Jupiter to free us
       Fm
With a bottle of tequila and one shoe
Bbm
He raged about repentance
   Csus           C 
He finished every sentence
Fm                              Bbmsus
With a promise that the end was close at hand
  Gb                 Csus    C 
I didn?t even try to understand

           Fm        Eb2                   Db    CMajsus CMaj
He left me wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion
      Fm           Eb2            Db    CMajsus CMaj
I was tongue tied, drawn by my conclusions
Bbm             Csus   C 
So I turned and walked away
    Fm         Eb2                   Bbm
And laughed at what he had to say
                                    CMaj CMaj
Then casually dismissed him as a fraud
  Gb 
I forgot he was created in the image of my God

(Intro)

       Fm
When I met her in a bookstore
She was browsing on the first floor
Bbm
Through a yoga magazine
        Db          
And she told me in her past life
        Eb
She was some plantation slave?s wife
    Fm
She had to figure out what that might mean
    Bbm                                Csus  C  
She believes the healing powers of her crystals
          Fm                     Bbmsus 
Can bring balance and new purpose to her life
Gb         Csus
Sounds nice

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Bbm                                    Fm
Not so long ago, a man from Galilee
                            Eb                  Db
Fed thousands with His bread and His theology
                       Bbm
And the truth He spoke
Quickly became the joke
   Csus
Of educated, self-inflated Pharisees like me
(Intro 2x)

              Gm       F2                Eb         DMajsus DMaj
And they were wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion
          Gm           F2                 Eb        DMajsus DMaj 
They were tongue tied, drawn by their conclusions
      Cm                Dsus    D 
Would I have turned and walked away
    Gm         F2      Eb           Cm2
And laughed at what He had to say
                                DMajsus
And casually dismissed Him as a fraud
   Ab
Unaware that I was staring at the image of my God

(Outro)
Gm F2 Eb DMajsus DMaj 5x
Dm