C                      G
I, I'm good at wasting time
                       Am
I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not askin'
        F
But I'm tryin' to grow a moustache
      C                        G
I eat cheese but only on pizza please
                   Am
And sometimes on a home made quesadilla
     F
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
    Am
And I, I really like it when the (F)moon looks like a toenail
      Am                      F
And I love it when you say my na-e-a-e-ame



C
If you wanna know

Here it goes

Im gonna tell you this
  G
A part of me that shows

If we're close I'm gonna let you see
Am
Everything
      F
But remember that you asked for it

I'm
C
Tryin' to do my best to impress

But its easier
   G
To let you take a guess

At the rest

But you wanna hear
     Am
What lives in my brain
       F
And my heart

Well you asked for it
    Am
For your perusing
   C
At times confusing
F
Slightly amusing
G
Introducing me

C
Du Du


Du du du du du
G
Du du

Du du du du du
Am
La da da ta
F
Lada dada dadada, da


  C
I never
        G
Trust a dog to watch my food
                           Am                   F
And I like to use the word Dude as a noun or an adverb or an 
adjective
    C                           G
And I, I never really been into cars
                   Am
I like really cool guitars

And superheros
    F
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
Am                  F
I love the sound of violins
    Am             F
And makin' someone smi-e-i-e-ile


C
If you wanna know

Here it goes

Im gonna tell you this
  G
A part of me that shows

If we're close I'm gonna let you see
Am
Everything
      F
But remember that you asked for it

I'm
C
Tryin' to do my best to impress

But its easier
   G
To let you take a guess

At the rest

But you wanna hear
     Am
What lives in my brain
       F
And my heart

Well you asked for it
    Am
For your perusing
   C
At times confusing
F
Possibly amusing
G
Introducing me


Am                                   F
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted to
      Am                        F
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime



C
If you wanna know

Here it goes

Im gonna tell you this
  G
A part of me that shows

If we're close I'm gonna let you see
Am
Everything
      F
But remember that you asked for it

I'm
C
Tryin' to do my best to impress

But its easier
   G
To let you take a guess

At the rest

But you wanna hear
     Am
What lives in my brain
       F
And my heart

Well you asked for it
    Am
For your perusing
   C
At times confusing
F
Hopefully amusing
G
Introducing me

C
Du du

Du du du du du
G
Du du

Du du du du du
Am
Du du du du

F           C
Introducing me