Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing

Intro: D, A, G, G x 2

D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)           GHe's (320003@1)the wasp in the jam, he's the dad at the party
    D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)    GThe (320003@1)trash in the beauty spot
         D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)           GHe's (320003@1)the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointment
    D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)     GThe (320003@1)nail in the parking lot

G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)            GLet's (320003@1)give the man a hug then put him out to grass
     G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)               GFeel (320003@1)sorry for the bug, the one that's up his ass
      G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)            GWe're (320003@1)pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas
                    AWe're (x02220@1)turning on the gas

Bm (x24432@1)       G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)        Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A (x02220@1)        G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)        EmAnd (022000@1)he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
        D (xx0232@1)        GYeah (320003@1)he don't like dancing

D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)              GHe's (320003@1)the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the forehead
    D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)    GThe (320003@1)crack in the window pane
         D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)            GHe's (320003@1)the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebed
    D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)     GThe (320003@1)truck in the outside lane

G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)              GSo (320003@1)get the kids along and fill 'em up with love
     G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)             GThen (320003@1)sing a happy song yeah, really piss him off
    G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)             GCos (320003@1)everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
                  AIt (x02220@1)won't be good enough

Bm (x24432@1)       G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)        Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A (x02220@1)        G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)        EmAnd (022000@1)he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
       Bm (x24432@1)       G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)       EmAnd (022000@1)he don't like your face and he won't die laughing



Instr: A, Asus4 x 2
       D, A, G, Gx (320003@1)2

G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)           GSo (320003@1)chuck it and run, he'll only make you mad
     G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)              GJust (320003@1)go and have some fun, the best you've ever had
         G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)           GAnd (320003@1)say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
                    APlease (x02220@1)don't let me get like that"

Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G, 
D, Em

Bm (x24432@1)       G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)        Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A (x02220@1)        G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)        EmAnd (022000@1)he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
       Bm (x24432@1)       G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)       EmAnd (022000@1)he don't like your face and he won't die laughing



Instr: A, Asus4 x 3

c, F (repeat to fade)