Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing

Intro: D, A, G, G x 2

         D           A             G
He's the wasp in the jam, he's the dad at the party
    D            A      G
The trash in the beauty spot
         D            A             G
He's the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointment
    D           A       G
The nail in the parking lot


      G              D        A              G
Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass
     G             D        A                 G
Feel sorry for the bug, the one that's up his ass
      G               D           A              G
We're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas
                    A
We're turning on the gas


       Bm         G               D          Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A          G              D          Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
        D          G
Yeah he don't like dancing


         D           A                G
He's the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the forehead
    D            A      G
The crack in the window pane
         D           A              G
He's the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebed
    D            A       G
The truck in the outside lane


   G            D         A                G
So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love
     G            D          A               G
Then sing a happy song yeah, really piss him off
    G             D         A               G
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
                  A
It won't be good enough


       Bm         G               D          Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A          G              D          Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
       Bm         G                D         Em
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing



Instr: A, Asus4 x 2
       D, A, G, G x 2

   G            D          A             G
So chuck it and run, he'll only make you mad
     G                D        A                G
Just go and have some fun, the best you've ever had
         G               D        A             G
And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
                    A
Please don't let me get like that"


Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G, 
D, Em


       Bm         G               D          Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A          G              D          Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
       Bm         G                D         Em
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing




Instr: A, Asus4 x 3

       c, F (repeat to fade)
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