Intro: D5 , A5 , G5 , G5 x 2 D5 A5 G5 He's the wasp in the jam , he's the dad at the party D5 A5 G5 The trash in the beauty spot D5 A5 G5 He's the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointment D5 A5 G5 The nail in the parking lot G5 D5 A5 G5 Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass G5 D5 A5 G5 Feel sorry for the bug, the one that's up his ass G5 D5 A5 G5 We're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas A5 We're turning on the gas B5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream A5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing D5 G5 Yeah he don't like dancing D5 A5 G5 He's the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the forehead D5 A5 G5 The crack in the window pane D5 A5 G5 He's the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebed D5 A5 G5 The truck in the outside lane G5 D5 A5 G5 So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love G5 D5 A5 G5 Then sing a happy song yeah, really piss him off G5 D5 A5 G5 Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough A5 It won't be good enough B5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream A5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing B5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing Instr: A, A4 x 2 D5 , A5 , G5 , G5 x 2 G5 D5 A5 G5 So chuck it and run, he'll only make you mad G5 D5 A5 G5 Just go and have some fun, the best you've ever had G5 D5 A5 G5 And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that A5 Please don't let me get like that" Instr: B5 , G5 , D5 , E5 , A5 , G5 , D5 , E5 B5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream A5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing B5 G5 D5 E5 And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing Instr: A, A4 x 3 c, F (repeat to fade)