DINOSAUR LASER FIGHT - Ninja Sex Party (NSFW)
Standard Tuning (EADGBe)

A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)      EHey (022100@1)boys and girls, this ninja science lesson's
A (x02220@1)   D (xx0232@1)       EGonna (022100@1)rock your world, so close your eyes and travel
A (x02220@1)     D (xx0232@1)       EBack (022100@1)in time with me and Ninja bri, 
           D (xx0232@1)               EIt's (022100@1)gonna blow your mind to shit!

A (x02220@1)        D (xx0232@1)  EIt (022100@1)was an ordinary day at dinosaur high
                            A (x02220@1)                 D (xx0232@1)  EThen (022100@1)stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high fives
                       A (x02220@1)     D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)  
Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed because his tiny wrist
                D (xx0232@1)                     E (022100@1)         
Caused his high five to miss and he was like "FUCK THIS!"

A (x02220@1)       EOh (022100@1)yeah!  Oh yeah!
F#m (244222@1)               DIt (xx0232@1)was an oldschool dinosaur laser fight
A (x02220@1)       EOh (022100@1)yeah!  Hell yeah!
F#m (244222@1)          D (xx0232@1)     E (022100@1)   AJust (x02220@1)a classic dinosur laser fight

A.. D.. E...
A.. D.. E...

A (x02220@1)         D (xx0232@1)  EIt (022100@1)was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
                         A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)EBut (022100@1)it was quiet because in space there's no sound
                              A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)       EDid (022100@1)we mention that this took place in space? It did so shut your face
           D (xx0232@1)             EAlso (022100@1)there were robots and sharks

A (x02220@1)       EOh (022100@1)yeah!  Oh yeah!
F#m (244222@1)             DIt (xx0232@1)was an goddamn dinosaur laser fight
A (x02220@1)        EIn (022100@1)space!  With sharks!
F#m (244222@1)            D (xx0232@1)     E (022100@1)   AIt's (x02220@1)a balls-out dinosur laser fight



A (x02220@1)E (022100@1)            F#m (244222@1)    
.....It's fucking science!  
D (xx0232@1)                  A (x02220@1)       E (022100@1)         F#m.....Just (244222@1)ask Albert Einstein, he invented space

D (xx0232@1)       E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)      E...Then (022100@1)a bunch of fucking aliens from mars
                            A (x02220@1)  D (xx0232@1)  EShowed (022100@1)up all ripping solos on v-neck guitars
                              A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)     EThe (022100@1)dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
                         D (xx0232@1)           ESo (022100@1)they killed them with lasers.  Holy shit!
                     A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)    EThen (022100@1)they had a giant... laser party!
        A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)
Dinosaur... laser party!  
     A (x02220@1)   D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)
Holy shit!  Laser party
                      A (x02220@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D      E (022100@1)     A(It's (x02220@1)fucking science)   Laser party!  FUCK!