A/C# D E Hey boys and girls A/C# D E This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world A/C# D So close your eyes and travel back in time E With me and Ninja Brian F#m7 E It's gonna blow your mind to shit! A/C# D E It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High A/C# D E When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives A/C# D Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed E Because his tiny wrists F#m7 Caused his high-five to miss E And he was like "Fuck this!" F#m7 Esus4 A/C# Dsus2 F#m7 Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight! Esus4 A/C# D E Oh Yeah! Hell Yeah! Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight! A/C# D E A/C# D E A/C# D E It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown A/C# D E But it was quiet because in space there is no sound A/C# D Did we mention that this took place in space? E It did. So shut your face F#m7 E Also, there were robots and sharks F#m7 Esus4 A/C# Dsus2 F#m7 Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight E A/C# D E F#m7 Esus4 In space! With sharks! It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight! A/C# Dsus2 It's fucking science! F#m7 Esus4 A/C# D E Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space. A/C# D E ...and then a bunch of fuckin' aliens from Mars A/C# D E Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars A/C# D E The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace F#m7 So they killed them with lasers E HOLY SHIT! A/C# D E And then they had a giant laser party A/C# D E A Dinosaur Laser Party! A/C# D E F#m7 E A FUCK!