The other version on here is not quite correct, and so I decided to make my own. 
Not sure if this is 100% correct, especially with eventual chord colorings, but it 
is definitely possible to play along to the recording with this.


Capo on 1st fret. (Since this is a guitar site, I decided to do the chords as they 
are played with a capo on the first fret, since that makes the chords simpler. If 
you want to play along to the recording with another instrument, or don't have a 
capo, use the transpose function to transpose the chords up half a step.)

*Intro*
A  E  G#m C#m  A  E  C#m  D

*Verse*
A           E        G#m     C#m
You've been counting all the days off
A       E    G#m     D
Of your calendar for weeks now
A         E        G#m  C#m
You can't wait for Saturday 'cause
A          E             G#m  D
That's the night that it all goes down
A       E       G#m        C#m
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
D                       A/E               B      Bsus4 B     
Cause that is when I'll give you what you need

*Chorus*
E                 D                        A
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
                 F
You just tell me baby if that is too much
E                D
When my stuff is in your stuff
                   A
Our souls become entwined
        F
For 180 seconds
                      A
My sex has blown your mind

*Repeat intro*

(Oh my god you're so welcome.)

*Verse*
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...

*Chorus*
Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time

*Repeat intro again*

(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)

E
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
G
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
C
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
D/A
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
E
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
G
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
C
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
D/A
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
E                               G                                      C
(Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip to the end...
                D/A
179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!)

*Chorus*
Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous

I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts 
A drawing of my nuts...

(Repeat chorus to fade)