D5 Out of bed at eight AM F#5 Out my head by half past ten D5 Out with mates and dates and friends F#5 That's what I do at weekends G5 I can't talk and I can't walk D5 But I know where I'm going to go G5 I'm going watch my money go E5 At the Locarno D5 When my feet go through the door F#5 I know what my right arm is for D5 Buy a drink and pull a chair F#5 Up to the edge of the dance floor G5 Bouncers bouncing through the night D5 Trying to stop or start a fight G5 I sit and watch the flashing lights E5 Moving legs in footless tights F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning D5 I like to venture into town F#5 I like to get a few drinks down D5 The floor gets packed the bar gets full F#5 I don't like life when things get dull G5 The hen party have saved the night D5 And freed themselves from drunken stags G5 Having fun and dancing E5 In a circle round their leather bags F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning D5 But two o'clock has come again F#5 It's time to leave this paradise D5 Hope the chip shop isn't closed F#5 Cos' their pies are really nice G5 I'll eat in the taxi queue D5 Standing in someone else's spew G5 Wish I had lipstick on my shirt E5 Instead of piss stains on my shoes F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning F#5 Bb5 I go out on Friday night E5 Eb5 And I come home on Saturday morning