c
The empty bottle was half empty, Todd was alone and I was thirsty
F5
We saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are
c                    G5                     F5
Always making eyes, but she wasn't making eyes

c
So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted hi there
F5
My names Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady killer
c                                       G5               F5
She said I'm already dead, and that's exactly what she said 

c
So we tripped, the light's fantastic, we was both made of elastic
F5
Midnight came and midnight went, I thought I was the president
c                                  G5            F5
She said do you have a car, I said do I have a car?

G5                                 c
What's so great about the barrier reef?
G5                    c
What's so fine about art?
F5                                  c
What's so good about a good times plan?
G5                               F5                 c           F5     c
When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man
G5                               F5                 c           F5     c
When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man

My heart wasn't in it, not for one single minute,
I went through the motions with her, her on top and me on liquor
Didn't do no good, but I didn't think it would

What's so great about the barrier reef?
What's so fine about art?
What's so good about a good times plan?
When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man
When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man