Tabbed by: Blubbernugget1

Tuning: Standard


Intro: 
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Tope or not to pay that is the question 

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It refused to stay as it all turned grey Oh William Shakespear's receeding 

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hair

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Please Excuse the pun It's hair today, gone tomorrow
                                             
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So be thankful for what precious locks you have


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Toupe or not to pay that is the question

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And by the way I just gotta say thank the Lord I'm not going bald

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And if I may quip, my curls and I, are just like heaven

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Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there

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But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck heart chased a swallow

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It makes me smile Cause I know just what I'd do

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Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with

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I'd open up a secondhand store and if you ever went bald

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You'd recall it cause I'd cleverly call it
       
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"Rugs From Me to You"