The Cocksucker?s Club ? Pansy Division
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Intro
G 
(Hi honey, I?m homo)

(verse 1)
G
He´s thought about it for a long long time 

D
About being attracted to his own kind 

C
He´s ready to take those fantasies 

D
And make them into something real 

Am
And finally do all the things 
                                 D   
He´s been dreaming of 

N.C.                                            G
He´s joining the cocksucker club 

(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
To not have to pretend he was drunk 
When he seduced his roommate on his bunk 
He might be bi, he might be gay 
But he knows he´s finally ready to say 
Some of the things 
He´s constantly thinking of 
By joining the cocksucker club 

(chorus 1)
E                                      A    D
So lick lick lick suck suck suck

E                                            A           D 
Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck 
E                                              A          D
Down on your knees, giving good head
E                                          A         D           A        D  
Do it on your parents´queen-size bed 

(verse 3, same chords as verse 1)
In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours 
Fantasizing about boys in the showers 
Billy was hung, Rick was thick 
Daniel had a most upstanding dick 
But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love 
By joining the cocksuckers club 

(chorus 2, same chords as chorus 1)
So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a dick that´s new
Is a fun activity to pursue

(interlude)
G  D  C  D

(verse 4, same chords as verse 1)
He´s thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He´s finally facing what it means
when another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge
Goin´down for love
                                                  G
He´s joining the cocksucker club


(outro)
E                            G                        A
He´s ready for the cocksucker club

                                    G                     C       D     G
He´s a member of the cocksucker club