the first version of this song is shit. i think i got it all figured out
i got lazy towards the end but hey what can you do
Go to thegiraffehouse.com if you wanna laugh your dick off. itsnot dirty or 
trolling just honest comedy.
by Scott Long

Intro/verse 1
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4|
|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-6-6-4-4-|  x6
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|

pre-chorus
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|44444444------------------------|
|44444444222222226666666622222222| 
|22222222222222226666666622222222|
|--------000000004444444400000000|
  ....... ....... ....... .......

Chorus
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|44444444------------------------|
|44444444222222226666666622222222| x2
|22222222222222226666666622222222|
|--------000000004444444400000000|

end of chorus
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|44444444666666669~--------------|
|44444444666666669~--------------|
|22222222444444447~--------------|
|--------------------------------|

verse 2
-------|
-------|
--4----| Palm muted and weird pattern
6-4-4-2|
6-2-4-2|
4---2-0|

pre chorus
chorus
chorus outro
Bridge
|----------------------|
|----------------------|
|--------4-------------|
|2---6---4 this first time--|
|2x8-6x7-2-------------|
|0---4-----------------|

|--------|
|--------|
|--------|
|2---4---|
|2x8-4x7-| then chorus outro
|0---6---|

pre chorus
chorus
chorus outro